Saturday, January 23, 2010

WRESTLING JOKES

A blind man goes into a ladies bar, sat at the bar he turns to the woman next to him and says "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The woman replies "As you are blind I feel its only fair to warn you, this is a ladies bar, I'm blonde and a champion at karate, my two friends are blonde and are professional wrestlers and the barmaid is blonde. Now do you really want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a moment....
"No, I don't want to have to explain it four times."
Q:How many vince mcmahon's dos it take to change a light bulb?
A:3. 1 to hire someone to do it. 1 to fire the guy. And 1 to tell Shane to do it!
Q:- Why doesn't The Great Khali fight with Londrick?
A:- He doesn't want to destroy his dumbbells!
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'' The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'' The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''